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Sex is waste of time (Parody of Love is waste of time from the movie PK)

 

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It’s made just for fun, so please don’t take it serious or get offended.

Tujhe thok thok thokte rehna
Teri ooh aah ooh sunte rehna
Kaam-kaaj sab ki maa chudva ke
tere piche piche chodte rehna
ee to hai waste of time
Sex is a waste of time
Anal Venal waste of time
Ee Sex is waste of time

Aa aa aah… oh aah

Phir bhi sonch liya hun gandwa
Ek baar toh iss din maa
Kar le waste of time
Karna hai waste of time
I want to fuck all the time
I Love this bhaste of time..

Aa aa aah… oh aah

Poore 75 baar porn’wa dekhe
32 baar hum apna lund hilayein
8 martaba condom change kiye hum
Bhar bhar botal badhiya lube lagaaye
Maarte rahe, marvate rahe
Kiya na koi bhi kaam
Aaj samajh mein aa gaya behna
Sex is waste of time

Phir bhi sonch liya hun gandwa
Ek baar toh iss din maa
Kar le waste of time
Karna hai waste of time
I want to fuck my time
I Love this bhaste of time..

Aa aa aah… oh aah

Ajab ghajab si uthal hai lund mai
Kaisi hai ye fuddi kaise batayein
Baithe baithe bina baat hilayein
Kya hai maal kuch bhi samajh na aaye
Chodne ka mann kare mann ki jor jor chillaye
Aaj samajh mein aa gaya behna
Sex is bhaste of time

Phir bhi sonch liya hun gandwa
Ek baar toh iss din maa
Kar le waste of time
Karna hai waste of time
I want to fuck all the time
I Love this bhaste of time..

Aa aa aah… oh aahh


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Ghee le Zara ( “Jee Le Zara” Parody from the movie Talaash)

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Main hoon fatty tu bhi overweight hai

Sach hai yeh fitness centre ka hi sab dosh hai

Dhadkan dhadkan cholesterol behta hai hai

Jaane kyu phir bhi dil kehta hai 

Ghee le zara, ghee le zaraa

Kehta hai dil ghee le zara

Aye roti, khichidi ho ya daal 

Aa paas aa ghee le zara

Mana baking aur boiled hai healthy 

Phir bhi isme woh sawd kaha hai?

Main laun Amul aur tu laye Nestle 

Yunhi rahe hum, ye chahat bhi hai

Phir dil ke dil se, pul kyu toote hain 

Kyun hum khane se itne roothe hain 

Aa dil ke darwaaze hum khole 

Aa hum dono ghee bhar ke kha lein 

Ghee le zara, Ghee le zaraa 

Kehta hai dil Ghee le zara 

Aye roti, khichidi ho ya daal

Aa paas aa Ghee le zaraa

Gham ke ye baadal guzar jaane de 

Ab kamar ko thoda nikhar jaane de 

Chhod de ab figure ke dukh sehnaa 

Sun bhi le jo dil ka hai kehnaa 

Ghee le zaraa, Ghee le zaraa 

Kehta hai dil ghee le zaraa 

Aye roti, khichidi ho ya daal

Aa paas aa ghee le zara..

© 2013 UCeejay


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Behti Mutra Sa Tha Woh (“Behti Hawa Sa Tha Woh” Parody from the movie 3 Idiots)

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Behti mutra sa tha woh (tha woh…)

Kati patang sa tha woh (tha woh…)

Kahan gaya usey peetoo

Behti mutra sa tha woh (tha woh…)

Kati patang sa tha woh (tha woh…)

Kahan gaya usey peetoo..

Hum ko to teachers formulae batate

Woh khud apne formulae banata

Girrta, pit ta,

Nashe mein chalta tha woh

Hum ko aaj ki fikr sataati

Woh bus guzre kal ka jashn manaata

Har baat main behes karta tha woh

Kahan se aaya tha woh (tha woh…)

Chura gaya pese humare

Kahan gaya usey peetoo..

Sulagti dhoop mein hands-up rehta

Raegistaan mein oot ke jaisa

Goli ke ghav pe infection jaisa tha woh

Hum sahme se rehte koovein mein

Woh nadiya mein doobta rehta

Ulti kaam karke pit ta tha woh

Baadal awara tha woh

Ladkibaaz tha woh

Kahan gaya usey peetoo..

Hum ko to teachers formulae batate

(Hum ko to teachers formulae batate)

Woh khud apne formulae banata

(Woh khud apne formulae banata)

Girta, pit ta,

(Girta, pit ta )

Nashe mein chalta tha woh

(Nashe mein chalta tha woh)

Hum ko kal ki fikr sataati

(Hum ko kal ki fikr sataati)

Woh bus guzre kal ka jashn manaata

(Woh bus guzre kal ka jashn manaata)

Har baat main behes karta tha woh

(Har baat main behes karta tha woh)

Kahan se aaya tha woh (tha woh…)

Chura gaya pese humare

Kaha gaya usey peeto…!!!

© 2010 UCeejay