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Parasite (Parody of Paradise by Coldplay)

When I was in the chatori gali
I ordered tangdi kabab
But it had been there for three days
And I started feeling so sick
I got a para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Every time I go to the toilet
Uoooh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

When I was in the chotori gali
I ordered tangdi kabab
But it had been there for three days
And I beaten up that uncle

Life goes on
It feel not so heavy
I’m lighter than a butterfly
Everyday, a waterfall
On the cumboard, the cumboard bowl until midnight
On that dirty smelly cumboard
Who knows what’s happening inside

Fuck you para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

I hate you para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
Uoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

La la la La
La la la

So lying between my mummy
She said oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh my diet is only khichdi.

Take this para- para- parasite
Fuckin’ Para- para- parasite
That khichdi with para- para- parasite
Uoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

I can be para- para- paralize
Fuck you Para- para- parasite
Could be para- para- parasite
Uoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Go away para- para- parasite
Para- para- parasite
I hate you para- para- parasite
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.