When The Sh1t Got Real..!!

Hola! this is UCeejay and it's my official comedy blog. Oh heyy.. don't call it shitty blog. GTFO!! loser :x


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How to Make A Movie For Ranbir Kapoor

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WiFi (Parody of Fifi from the movie Bombay Velvet)


Jaata kahaan hai deewane?
Sab signals yahan hai sanam
Baaki ke saare networks
Jhoote hain teri kasam

Wifi, connect with my Wifi
connect with your iphone Wifi
2G 3G hai bura…..

Signals badalne lage, Ghabra ke ghatne lage
3G Mila Bhi Nahin, 2G Sambhalne Lage
Aji Suniye Huzoor, Jaana Humse Na Door
Aji Suniye Huzoor
Dekho network zone se uth kar hai jana bura
Jaata kahaan hai deewane?
Sab signals yahan hai sanam
Baaki ke saare networks
Jhoote hain teri kasam

Wifi, connect with my Wifi
connect with your iphone Wifi
2G 3G hai bura…..

3G package hai tere pas magar
Mujhko na yun tann ke dekh
Nadaan zara ek baar
Connect toh karke dekh
Password dalo mere yaar
Hai yeh pehli mulaqaat
Pasword dalo mere yaar

Jaata kahaan hai deewane?
Sab signals yahan hai sanam
Baaki ke saare networks
Jhoote hain teri kasam

Wifi, connect with my Wifi
connect with your iphone Wifi
2G 3G hai bura…..