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Missed Call Bling (Parody of Drake’s Hotline Bling)

You used to study all night
You used to, you used to
Yeah!

You used to study all night on your wooden desk
Early morning when you need my aashirwaad
Call me on my incoming free wali voda SIM
Early morning when you give me missed call
And I know when that it is your missed call bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that you need full talktime wala recharge
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you left the city for PMT classes you.. you..
You have made a lot of boyfriends for yourself now
Even Sharmaji knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down my izzat, you got me stressed out
‘Cause ever since you left the city, you
Started wearing chote kapde and going out more with gande ladke
Glasses of sharaab, non-veg eating out on the disco pub (ullu ke patthi)
Hanging with aawara ladke I’ve never seen before

You used to study all night long on your lamp light
Early morning when you need my aashirwaad
Call me on my incoming free wali voda SIM
Early morning when you give me missed call
And I know when that it is your missed call bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that you need full talktime wala recharge
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you left the city, you, you, you
I planned you will become doctor one day
Gyanacologist, Dermatologist or Pathologist
You have to lower your dowry for the wedding day
Going places where you don’t belong
Ever since you left the city, you
You got exactly what you asked for
Running out of balance in your ATM
Hanging with awara ladke I’ve never seen before

You used to study all night on your wooden desk
Early morning when you need my aashirwaad
Call me on my incoming free wali voda SIM
Early morning when you give me missed call
And I know when that it is your missed call bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that you need full talktime wala recharge
That can only mean one thing

These days, all I do is
Wonder if you turning pages of H.C. Verma’s Physics
Wonder if you’re making notes from Pradeep’s Chemistry
Doing things I taught you, getting good rank in your PMT exam
You use to sleep early and wake early
You use to fill water bottles and put in refrigerator
Why you wake so late?
Why you not touching feet of elders?
Used to always stay at home, be a good girl
You was in a study zone, yeah
You should just be like that old girl
Right now, you’re someone else

You used to study all night on your study lamp
Early morning when you need my aashirwaad
Call me on my incoming free wali voda SIM
Early morning when you give me missed call
And I know when that it is your missed call bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that you need full talktime wala recharge
That can only mean one thing

Ever since you left the city (ullu ki patthi)

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