Sonch Na Sake (Parody of Soch Na Sake from the movie Airlift)

Tenu itna main bharosa karaan
Ek pal vich sau baar karaan
Tu jaave je mainu kudi utha ke
Ab mai teri maut da intezaar karaan

Ke tere pichhe kutte chhod diye hai
Tujhpe hi kaat kha ke ruke
Main tereko itna pitna chahta hoon
Ye tu kabhi sonch na sake (x2)

Kuch bhi nahi hai teri aukaat
Pesa hain nahi tab bhi jiyega zindagi

Kuch bhi nahi hai teri aukaat
Pesa hain nahi tab bhi jiyega zindagi
Ab tu ruk tujhko jaana hai kahaan
Ab tera safar hai aakhiri

Ke tere bilkul jeena mumkin nahin
Ab dekhna kabhi meri kudi ko aank utha ke
Main tereko itna pitna chahta hoon
Ye tu kabhi sonch na sake

Tere pichhe kutte chhod diye hai
Tujhpe hi kaat kha ke ruke
Main tereko itna pitna chahta hoon
Ye tu kabhi sonch na sake

Ab meri hai yeh khwahishein
Ki chehre se teri naak hatein
Neendon mein teri bas mere
Dande ki cheekh se badle karwatein

Ki teri tashreef tu pakad ke leke chale
Ye shikari kutte hain tere sab raaste
Main tereko itna pitna chahta hoon
Ye tu kabhi soch na sake

Tere pichhe kutte chhod diye hai
Tujhpe hi kaat kha ke ruke
Main tereko itna pitna chahta hoon
Ye tu kabhi sonch na sake!

 

Hello word press readers!

Wazza Wazza Wazzup..!! swaggers. Myslelf  UCeejay and this is my official blog about the things that I notice and want to write a big article on it. I’m a typical 90s urban kid who grew up watching cable TV with over 50 channels. Missing Disney Hour and Fox Kids was sorta nightmare for me. I was one of them who use to collect plastic tazos from lays and uncle chips packet. Sticking stickers and tattoos on almirah from big bubble and boomer chewing gums  for the pride. Playing dumb charades and musical chair in marriage and birthday parties. Rewinding cassette to listen the song again. (Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!). Getting top position in class will make you super rich kinda mentality boy.

The articles on this blog might related to your day to day life or the things you never heard of. I’ve technosexuality so many of the articles would be related to gadgets, gizmos, video games and other boys toys. Sorry, I don’t talk like a man who is suffering from constipation and piles at the same time. (you know who I mean!). I will definitely not write cliched words like murmurs, gaze, cocks his head, wry, smirks, frown etc like E.L. James. (Sorry girls!!). In other words these articles can’t bring girls to my awesome queen sized bed. (Forever Alone)

The other articles might be related to bring a few giggles or can increase your bowl moment. I mention those articles on the category of fart makers. So make sure others should be disturbed while reading. I love to write parodies of bollywood hindi songs that are being played and played until we vomit.

My following articles are not that much cheesy and anti-snobby that will make you watch some violent 90s flop bollywood film. But I can say these stuffs sounds totally stupid but enjoyable just like anal sex.

Caution: Follow my articles by taking protection or you know you may inoculate STDs.